Suck My Non-existing Cock you sick bastards XD

makhloufobsession:

its not the same without anthony :c

nom nom nom :3

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wowfunniestposts:

this blog is hilarious

Cats r so fuckin amazing.

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Benadryl. During fucking school. During fucking gym class. Thats just asking to die. Either way, nothing good comes out of it.

A. You fall asleep.

B. You can do shit (see A for reason)

C. Basically, just see A.

I feel my face is falling of piece by piece, one by one. I look like the gates of Hell just opened up. All because of fucking peanut butter.

Lmfao da fuck????

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samaralex:

First street fair of the season!  One of my favorite things about New York.  I get most of my jewelry (that’s a ring up there) and my artwork from street fairs.  Not only do you get unique work, but you’re supporting local artists. 

Check out kudah-lah.com for more work like the above. 

Solo ensemble. Buying expensive food, no. EATING, expensive food, yes. Blowing your left over chunks in your clarinet for a bunch of people, mother fuckin priceless. :)

cookies. my dear friend. my worst enemy. Y u make me so fat?

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wowfunniestposts:

this blog is hilarious

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